The Bathroom Book of History Facts: 1091+ Strange, Funny & Forgotten Truths They

🎁 The perfect gift under $20 — for anyone who loves to laugh, learn, and linger on the toilet.
Whether it’s your friend, sibling, spouse, coworker, or your favorite bathroom philosopher… this book was made to entertain everyone who sits on the throne.

🚽 The Bathroom Book of History Facts isn’t just a bathroom reader — it’s a hilariously addictive dive into the weirdest true stories from the past.
Bestselling author and funny human Lucas Russo was tired of scrolling social media while doing his business. So he wrote the book he wished existed:
Short. Funny. Wildly true. And designed for people who want to enjoy their “me time” without doomscrolling.

Inside, you’ll find:

• 👑 Kings who declared war on the ocean
• 🍞 Battles fought over buckets and bread
• 🤯 Inventions that should’ve never left the drawing board
• 📜 Scandals, accidents, and historical facepalms from all over the world
• 😆 Facts so ridiculous, you’ll be quoting them at dinner (you’ve been warned)

This book is made for:

• Curious minds and short attention spans
• Readers ages 10 to 110
• People who want to laugh and learn something weird
• Anyone who appreciates a good poop joke and an even better fun fact
• Gag gift lovers, trivia nerds, non-readers, and reluctant readers
• Bathrooms, breakrooms, nightstands, RVs, waiting rooms, and beyond

💡 Each page is a stand-alone story. No chapters. No pressure.
Open anywhere, start reading, and enjoy — whether you're in there for 30 seconds or 30 minutes.

🎉 Great for:

• ✔️ Birthdays
• ✔️ Stocking stuffers
• ✔️ White elephant parties
• ✔️ Guest bathrooms
• ✔️ Office gifts
• ✔️ Anyone who loves fun, affordable books that don’t take themselves too seriously

From ancient empires to modern disasters, The Bathroom Book of History Facts delivers the perfect blend of jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud, “wait, what?!” moments.

🧻 Give yourself — or someone you love — a reason to look forward to their next bathroom break.

👉 Scroll up and grab a copy now.
Because toilet time should never be boring — and history should never be this funny.